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You’d have thought, over the years, given the abysmal failure of Don’t Copy That 2, the patronising You Wouldn’t Steal A Car adverts and Neil Kinnock’s “well alright!” speech at the Sheffield rally in 1992, suits would have given up trying to “engage” with patronisingly-stereotyped “young people.”

You’d also be wrong. The latest attempt (as reported by El Reg) comes from cybersecurity firm Symantec, “collaborating” with Snoop Dogg to launch a competition to find the best rap about Internet security and cybercrime.

Using the thoroughly “down wiv da kidz” title of HackIsWack.com, it offers a prize consisting of “2 tickets to Snoop concert, meet his mgmt/agent, Toshiba laptop” (their formatting, not mine) and says that entries will be judged based on originality, creativity and message.

Unsurprisingly, El Reg is unimpressed. Neither is anyone else.

I can’t help but think that this is an attempt by Symantec to try to stay relevant in the consumer security market, where the growth of free solutions such as AVG Anti-Virus and Microsoft Security Essentials (along with more robust security built into Windows itself) means the only reason you’d buy Norton AntiVirus is if you’re misinformed, or an idiot. This could well be part of the strategy that’s led to the recent proliferation of the awful Norton Security Scan… but that’s another story.

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Yes, I had a cold. Yes, I underestimated how much money I’d need and ended up having to blag £1.60 from a complete stranger (who, if they ever read this, might remember me and know who they are, in which case, I thank them dearly). Yes, I spent nearly an hour crammed into a noisy, unpleasant CrossCountry Voyager. Yes, I got lost on the campus of Southampton University. And yes, I spent an hour and a bit waiting for an interchange on the way back.

On the other hand, the evening of Saturday 8 May was spent in the lovely surroundings of Turner Sims in Southampton, quietly sipping some drink to soothe my irritated throat, and listening to the fabulous music of the Neil Cowley Trio. That just about made up for it.

(Well, I lie. It more than made up for it.)

For the uninitiated, the Neil Cowley Trio is [somewhat unsurprisingly] fronted by pianist and pencil-headed Gordon Freeman lookalike Neil Cowley, along with bassist Richard Sadler and drummer Evan Jenkins.

Too many attempts have been made to describe their music, all of which have been rather terrible: there really aren’t words to describe how it sounds. The best attempt I can make is that it’s like sitting at the junction between instrumental jazz and a high-speed railway line. Whilst a jazz trio blasts out music behind you. Read the rest of this entry »

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I present to you… the Muppets’ cover of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

December 25, 2009 | No comments

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