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It seems Pat “Dunderhead” Robertson has finally lost his mind completely.

Seemingly discontent with claiming Doomsday in would happen at the end of 1982 (which it didn’t), that Scotland is a “dark land overrun by homosexuals” (which it isn’t), that Hinduism is “demonic” (which it isn’t), that there would be a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest in 2006 (which there wasn’t) and that there would be mass killings, probably nuclear, in the USA 2007 (which there weren’t), Robertson has now made this address on his television programme, in which he announces the cause of the recent earthquake in Haiti:

You know, Christy, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. Ahhh…you know, Napoleon the Third and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the Devil. They said we will serve you if you get us free from the French. True Story. And so the Devil said “Okay, it’s a deal.” and…uh…they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other. Desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It’s cut down the middle, on one side is Haiti, on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. Um, they need to have, and we need to pray for them, a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I’m optimistic, something good may come.

Watch it here if you like (nofollow has been vigorously applied)—it’s about the six-minute mark, and every bit as putrid as it sounds.

I strongly suggest donating to the British Red Cross’s emergency appeal: every penny counts, and Haiti needs our help and attention right now more than this nincompoop deserves in a lifetime.

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The next stop will be Sharkjump Central. Please mind the gap.

The next stop will be Sharkjump Central. Please mind the gap.

(cross-posted from here)

Serenity is, perhaps, one of the most bizarrely-birthed movies of recent years. Based on the TV show Firefly, created by Joss Whedon (of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dollhouse fame) it joins the elite club, also occupied by Star Trek: The Motion Picture, of movies spawned from cancelled TV series.

Firefly, ostensibly, is a “space western”. The clash of genres sounds bizarre here, but trust me: it works superbly. Nathan Fillion (an actor no-one in the UK has ever heard of, unfortunately, seeing as he’s arguably a better actor than Milo Ventipuckermouth off Heroes and his face looks less like a rat’s arse) stars as Captain Malcolm Reynolds of the spaceship Serenity, an ageing, cramped rustbucket that’s like the twenty-sixth century equivalent of a Victoria line Tube carriage.

(Warning: spoilers follow.)

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What's the difference between Nick Griffin and Hitler? A bullet in the cranium. (Image courtesy of Wikipedia user Mrmurrey)

What's the difference between Nick Griffin and Hitler? A bullet in the cranium. (Image courtesy of Wikipedia user Mrmurrey)

Well, despite the best attempts of Unite Against Fascism, Commander Arsewipe Supreme Nicholas “Adolf” Griffin of the British Fascist C**thive has appeared on Question Time.

Nick Griffin’s appearance was, to put it simply, a complete and utter car crash. I was initially rather disappointed he wasn’t being faced by Diane Abbot, Shami Chakrabarti, Richard Dawkins and Iain Dale… but the panel (even Jack Straw and Baroness Warsi) gave him an utter kicking. Even David Dimbleby caught him with his trousers down.

Bonnie Greer, in particular, was incredibly strong, and it was particularly wonderful to see her, as a black person, being so cool and collected and calmly destroying his arguments. However, Griffin certainly did a lot of the work for the panel, by being more gigglesome than a Loose Women presenter in what appeared to be an attempt to appear like a “normal” member of the panel.

Griffin certainly wasn’t destroyed by the incident, but he was certainly dented. Of course, he’s now spinning for his life by claiming the BBC put him against a “mob”, but that’s just his usual tactic.

Either way, Nick Griffin has demonstrated himself with his cringeworthy performance to be the demented fuckwit that he is… however, UAF were a boon to his defence with their attempts to breach Television Centre.

Fortunately, this doesn’t seem to have stolen much of the programme’s thunder: even the Daily Express’s front page today called Griffin a “disgrace to humanity”. (The Daily Mail, of course, took the opportunity to blame it on the BBC.)

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