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Look closely at the following picture. At first, it may seem to be an example of raging homophobia and right-wing brainwashing… but look closely, and try to parse the column headers differently.

Leave a comment if you ‘get’ it.

If you're going to indoctrinate your children to be homophobic, at least teach them about the importance of avoiding double entendre.

If you're going to indoctrinate your children to be homophobic, at least teach them about the importance of avoiding double entendre.

(via @svenhenson on Twitter)

Edited 2307BST 23 April: As spotted by an eagle-eyed reader… well, it’s a photomanip of this image. Whoops.

I suspect this will become a signature.

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Image from Jonathan Ross, used without permission but in good faith

Image from Jonathan Ross, used without permission but in good faith

The best captioner gets strapped to my kitchen table with clingfilm before being sliced into quarters, boiled into their constituent elements and recycled as the boxes for buffered analgesic tablets.

I am the home secretary, my name is Jacqui Smith,

my party used to be led by the late John Smith.

Some people think I am a Stalinistic bitch,

but I don’t really care, I’ll just go home to my house in Redditch—whoops!

Additional verses are welcome via the comment box. The best one gets to read this week’s traffic logs in the style of Kate Winslet receiving a Golden Globe…

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