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This ad, for Microsoft’s Bing search engine, begins popping up on our screens tonight.

In theory, it ticks all the boxes:

  • Has something distinctly British (the London Underground) to appeal to a British audience.
  • Features people the audience can relate to.
  • Features a small, cute child in a school uniform to appeal to mothers.
  • Everyone is implausibly attractive.
  • It features some zany humour to get people talking about it.

However, it’s not a good ad for two reasons:

  • You have to be either blind or stupid to get lost on the Tube. And you certainly don’t ask strangers for directions.
  • The product itself is relegated to seven seconds at the end of the ad, which doesn’t even show it being used properly. The first twenty-four seconds is junk, with a dramatic segment bearing almost no relation to the “what has information overload done to us?” tagline. It might make idiots laugh, but the fact Bing itself doesn’t appear until the end means you’re likely to miss it entirely.

(Disclaimer: I’m not an advertiser, I’m just applying common sense.)

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How not to give a presentation to a group of high school/college/university students:

  1. Use Comic Sans and shocking pink in the PowerPoint presentation.
  2. Demean your audience by calling them “children” or “kids”.
  3. Fumble with the technology aspect of things and then try and make do by just playing the video that should have played in PowerPoint in RealPlayer.
  4. Attempt to relate to your audience by pointing out that you are, in fact, a pushy parent.
  5. Pick on people in the audience to try and demonstrate your point.
    • Especially at random, with something like a teddy bear or a smiley-face sticker hidden under the seat.
  6. Don’t bother to adapt your presentation for your audience.
  7. Get your audience to fill out worksheets.
    • On dead trees.
  8. Overrun.

March 9, 2010 | No comments

From a person on my “kooks” list on Twitter:

#uknowitsarecession when the local water utility is using our tax dollars on “maintenance”. Working people buy bottled water #tcot #gop

I’m really not sure what to make of this. Is this gentleman infuriated that his tax dollars are being used to… y’know… improve services?

Yeah.

November 20, 2009 | No comments

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